Archive for the ‘Blog wars’ Category

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A truce

September 9, 2007

A truce has been called by Padfoot, and I am honouring it. But first, I’d like to ask Shannon if she has ever talked to my friend about the actual issue?

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Another of theirs

September 9, 2007

Personally I’m not so sure about this Connor character. Maybe its because he seems like a pompous moron, maybe its because hes a Padfoot fan(they always creeped me out for some reason), or maybe its because hes insulting my best mate(GRRRR). Though I fairly sure its a combination of all three. So lets deduce this shall we… hes a pompous moron who is a majorly scary Padfoot fan and who’s picking on my best mate. Hey Padfoot I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to hex your friend

Then they hex me with flying gummy bears that sing the sesame street song, which I have yet to see.

Anyway, let’s analyze her post, I’m pompous (I’ve always admitted it), I’m a moron (rather a juvenile insult, come up with something creative guys, it’ s me , I’m easy to insult), I’m friends with Padfoot, and I’m mad at Prongs. Ok… lets see yup, that’s it.

-Connor

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Just to let you know Shannon…

September 9, 2007

I am not referring to just this one isolated incident. I’m referring to the larger issue, this is just the latest thing. Even though the oafish thing is completely trivial, it is the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back. I’m referring to the whole formal thing and it’s aftermath. (Sorry readers, I don’t feel like explaining that right now, ask Prongs, then come back to me, and I’ll give you the true story(I’m too tired right now, I was up till like 3:30 in the morning, and woke up at 6ish)) So, while name calling isn’t important in the larger context, it’s a continuation of the mean-spiritedness that characterized your earlier actions, and so I take offense.

This is in response to comments that Prongs made, that I accidentally(seriously) deleted. So Prongs, could you please post them again? They were not valid points so I need them to make my side look better.

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Just to let you know…

September 8, 2007

I am making the argument between the Marauders and I slightly humorous, because it is more interesting to you, my readers. However, I would like you to know that I am genuinely angry with Prongs, and that there is no levity (humor) to the real situation. And again, I am not angry with Padfoot, who is a friend of mine, is joking in her posts, and has never once hurt my best friend.

– Connor

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The answers

September 8, 2007

A pudding minion is part of my elite army of pudding worshippers.
You are one because I say so.
You want to be one because…well who wouldn’t want to be one!?!
All of our loyal fans who read this blog and fawn over us at school a.k.a. EVERYONE!!!

-Padfoot

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Their post (Blog Wars)

September 7, 2007

Connor you are no longer a pudding minion! (Padfoot you shouldn’t have put someone like this silly non-informed idiot into our growing army! You now will to hide from me in the morning for I will be carrying a newspaper with me frequently.)

Well I have a new name for this football player. (Please don’t kill me pretty blond haired girl!) He shall now be called dancing prancing football boy! Mwahahaha! *sigh* My loyal fans. (Girls I mean) I have found a potential! Padfoot, Moony I bet your happy about that now you have something to tease me about now!

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A. What the hell is a pudding minion?

B. Why was I one?

C. Why would I want to be one?

D. Yeah the new name is sooooo much better.

E. The pretty blonde-haired girl is going to murder you

F. What loyal fans?

-Connor

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The Marauders (A Rant from Connor) (Blog Wars)

September 5, 2007

Ok girls, now I’m pissed off! I was alright with it before, but you have slowly been getting worse. All of you. Especially you Padfoot  I can’t believe you guys! Oafish! You don’t get to call my best friend oafish! Strange is only marginally better! (For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about: check out my blogroll under “The Marauders”) Now all, let me give you the back story here. Prongs was asked to formal (the 9th grade dance) by my best friend. She said yes. However at formal she hid from him in the girls bathroom for almost the entire time. This crushed him, because he really liked her. When he tried to speak to her about the issue, she would ignore him and run away. Fairly juvenile, huh? He wants to reconcile with her now, but she remains a jerk and refuses to speak to him. Now she’s refering to him in her joint-effort fantasy blog as “the oafish football player”. And don’t deny that you mean him, Padfoot told him, and he told me! Feel free to attempt to defend yourself. And all you other readers feel free to give your opinion on the matter.

-Connor